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Darren was twenty-six and he was single. He wanted to do something about it, but he had never had much luck with dating women.One day as he was working as a pizza delivery boy, something happened. Everything started out normally. He got to the customers house as normal. He unloaded the pizza and walked to the front door as normal. He rang the doorbell and watched as the door opened as normal. What he saw next wasn't normal. "Hello," said the pretty young woman that opened the door. Darren stared at her. One might assume that he was struck dumb from seeing the most beautiful girl in the world, but actually that was not the reason for his silence. He knew this girl! This girl had been the one that he had had a crush on for 7 years at school. He hadn't seen her for at least 4 years, but it was definitely her. "Susie?!" he asked her hesitantly. The girl frowned at him and looked confused "Yes?" she said insecurely. He smiled. He grinned. He beamed at her. Suddenly, the girl's frown softened. "Darren?!" she asked in complete bewilderment. The next half hour was taken up with lots of amazed chatting, as the pizza got cold and was left forgotten. It emerged that Susie was single and living on her own. She was his last call of the night, and since he had no particular reason to leave, she invited him in. "You know?" she said to him, as she poured him a drink, "I always liked you at school. You were one of the ones that I really missed when we left, but I never had the guts to tell you that." Darren stared at her in amazement. A few drinks later, and he developed the balls to tell her about his 7 year crush. Susie had a few drinks herself, and soon neither of them were very aware of what they were doing or saying. A few more drinks later, and the lights were off, and so were most of their clothes. Darren was amazed at his luck, it didn't matter if he was rubbish at dating women, when his favourite woman in the world was taking off his pants!His eyes grew wide and his mouth opened as he felt her tongue on his private parts. Since hitting the light switches, the soft candle light was the onlyway to see. He stared down at the top of her head bobbing up and down and in and out in a rhythm, and he moaned.After a while, she stopped and pulling him down on top of her on the sofa. "You know?" she gasped "You are even more handsome than I remembered you!". The next morning, neither of them remembered much of what had happened, and Darren went home. On the way home he bumped into some of his mates from the pizza place. "Where have you been?" asked one "Probably dating women!" laughed the other one. Darren just smiled at them. He patted Susie's number in his pocked, and reckoned that his days of unsuccessfultries at dating womendays were over.